Friday, 31 January 2014

18. Youtube ... Bridge Demolition ...

If you can, watch the clip. Hilarious as all the Germans are such poor shooters even when they got the drop on the Americans!

 
And the first chap goes tumbling down after being shot even though he was on the high ground!


 
See what I mean? Hidden but still shot!

 
Running and circling to the back to meet their deaths!

 
If movies are to be believed, Americans are supermen!

17. Youtube download ... Brave SS Officer ...

The title is odd as it says brave ss officer who got gunned down ... but from the snippet ... I have to wonder what was so brave about the old man ... after all he came with 2 soldiers and a dog upon a lady who was washing herself by the river ...

 
Who goes there?
 
 
Old man swinging a fist at some idiot with a gun?!?!
 
 
Love me some uniformed men! Hehehe!
 
 
Hmmm do you think he is having hiccups n trying to suppress?
 
 
Or is it a humongous gas?
 
 
 
Nope he's shot! Not sure why bleeding from the mouth though
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Happy Chinese New Year 2014 ... of the Horse!

16. DVD ... Bloodrayne 3 ... Part 4 ...

 
Enjoying your puff before being killed!
 
 
Enjoying your final pee before being killed hahaha!!!
 
 
 
Next ... sigh ... another hottie!
 
 
 
 
Hottie is on the left ... what a waste eh?
 
 
 
 
 
 

15. DVD ... Bloodrayne 3 ... Part 3 ...

 
Super hottie converted to vampirism!
 
 
Bartender hottie!
 
 
Boyish cannon fodders running to their deaths!
 
 
 
 

14. DVD ... Bloodrayne 3 ... Part 2 ...

 
Dead soldiers everywhere!
 
Is that not cute?!?!?! Why is he cast as a German cannon fodder? Sigh!
 
 
Rayne attacks a German brothel killing all soldiers including ...
 
 
... testicle crunching! Hahaha!
 
 
 
The rescue comes too late ... these boyish soldiers escaped with their lives!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

13. DVD ... Bloodrayne 3 ... Part 1

Wow! I was stunned by how many good kills there are and the worst part is I have no idea what 1 and 2 are about. Never heard of this movie before

 
Hottie waiting to be killed
 
 
 
 
 
 

12. DVD ... Blacula ...

I remembered this from when I was a kid and it was on local TV. Blaxploitation films or something like that was what this genre was called. Still best parts is when all these white cops go to the vampire den at night ... to their deaths!

 
 
Handsome rugged dim-witted cop coming down the stairs with torch not weapons!
 

Don't open that door without back up you fool!

                                                                             
 
Look out behind you ... look what you are backing into!
 
 
Gotcha!
 
 
So fucked!
 
 
 
Again you are opening a door with no weapons or back up?
 
 
 
 
 
Will this officer have better luck?
 
 
Nah!
 
 
 
Goodbye officers!

 



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



 


 
 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

11. DVD ... Biozombie ...

This is an old HK movie back when Jordan Chan's fame was on the rise ... I liked it because of all the uniform men who went screaming to their deaths!



Why bring a military guy if he is a scaredy cat? Because he is so handsome!!!



 
Drinking pop transforms soldier boy into the first zombie?!?!?!


 
Mall cop ... next?


 
Yup ... next ... eaten by soldier boy! Hottie on hottie ... too bad it is underneath the car

 
Real cop's turn?


 
Yeah ... get ready to pee your pants!